Note from Tara

You probably all got this, but here is a note from Tara:

Hello Dear friends and family! We will be blessing Derek on Sunday, January 6th in our ward at 9 a.m. We have reserved our clubhouse afterwards for a little get together/potluck. Please RSVP to me and let me know if you'll be able to make it. We hope to see you all there!
Merry Christmas!!!

Jim & Lizzie Benge

This site has some Benge genealogy, including the above picture of Jim and Lizzie (James and Eliza), two of their (gulp) 15 children, and one grandchild. Jim and Lizzie are in the front with one of Thenie's (she is the pregnant lady in the back right of the photo) children. Thenie is their 15th and last child. Henry (#10) is in the back left of the photo. See any resemblance?

Lizzie was a Benge before marrying Jim. They are 2nd cousins once removed.

You know, that little kid's hair does sort of look like mine . . .

Happy Thanksgiving

We wanted to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving. We wish were with family. Ben is in the capsule today, but we got permission to go have lunch with him! How many people get to have Thanksgiving at a nuclear launch facility? It will be a day to remember.
We love you all.

Sundry Benge Stuff

Isaac was ordained a Deacon last week, and I was set apart as the YM 2nd Counselor and Asst. Scout Master. Neither of us know what we are doing.

I am now a Church employee. I hope that is good.

Rachel turns 1 today.

And that pretty much does it.

This is an old Bob Newhart recording that I think teaches the Word of Wisdom in a funny way.

Here is some interesting math, if you want to try it:

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things; it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ... If you haven't, add 1756

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

Princess meets Little Shaolin (see more pictures at our blog)

Crazy quotes from Cherrie while under the "influence"

Cherrie was recently diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, but just to be sure there were no other underlying problems, she had a colonoscopy as well. Well, as you know the medicine they give you allows you to be somewhat responsive, but makes it so you won't remember anything, so if they ask you to do something, like roll over, you can do it, but when the medicine wears off you'll think you were asleep.
Anyway, it is interesting to watch someone "come to" after being under the influence of that medicine, because they are just so out of it, and don't remember what they said three seconds ago. As Cherrie came to, I had to grab a pen and jot down some of the funny things she said... pretty much in order of what was said first. It made me laugh so hard. She doesn't remember any of it though.

1- "Are they done already..?" ("yes", I reply) ... "that was fast!" (she said this about 10 times or so over about 20 minutes.
2- "I wanna eat" (repeated about 6 times or so)
3- "I wanna eat donuts." ("Donuts?" I ask)...yeah, a donut with a pumpkin on top... (I repeat this back just to make sure I heard her.. and she sort of mumbles "yeah" as she drifts off again.)
4- "Are they done already? ("yes") Did they all watch? ("I think so") I'm gonna charge them five dollars each... everyone that watched."
5- "I wanna go jogging... ("jogging?") ...yeah, jogging." (A minute or so later she came to again, and I said, "Hey, do you wanna go jogging?", and she gave me a dirty look.)
6- "Were they all there? Did they all watch?" (repeated 6 times or so)
7- "Is this the same room?" (repeated about 3 times)

Halloween

So. here are our halloween costumes. we are going to be sacks of flour. the photos?....
we have wall flours, a bouquet of flours, fresh cut flours, and self rising flour.

I guess Benge men are just talented.

I'm a Schwan man!

Just wanted everyone to know that I applied for a job with Schwans as a driver/home delivery person guy thing, and I just found out today that I got the job. Well, not quite yet. I have to pass a drug and background check first. But I think I should be ok. Anyway, thats about all. Oh, and heres a funny video of an old guy who seems to not realize how an escalator works, just for kicks and giggles.

update

Kirk and David, my kids LOVED the jib jab movies! Thanks for the entertainment, and I'm glad you had a good trip, Kirk and Cherrie.

We had such a great time seeing all of you this summer. It was very hard to come back. We love you all so very much and miss being around family. Please feel free to come visit us in North Dakota any time. We actually fixed the hole in our wall, and have a stove that works great. So you could even come when it's cold if you wish. (Ha! Like that would ever happen!)

Mom and Dad came up to visit and wow! They are fantastic! Not only did they drive all the way to be with us, which is hard enough, they also helped fix so many things, helping with all kinds of projects! Thanks mom and dad! And they were there to support me in my first ever marathon race! (Sounds like a great accomplishment, but really I was on a relay team and only ran 4 miles. But that was great for me!)

Also, I was going to call everyone, but thought I might as well just post it on the blog, we are expecting another little person in our home around the end of April or beginning of May. We are not going to find out what we are having this time, as that seemed to be of no use last time. However, we are assuming it will be another boy.

TRIP TO SEATTLE

I had to go to Seattle for training at work, and Cherrie wanted to come with me, so I arranged for us to go out there a few days early.
First I must thank Mom and Dad for generously offering to watch the kids while we went.
We had a good time and Devin got us a hotel with a deep discount thanks to his having access to hotels and being on the inside of the business. At first I wondered how it would all work out, since the hotel we opted to reserve was across the puget sound from downtown seattle. We stayed in Port Orchard, and it turned out to be wonderful (the first picture is just straight out about 30 yards from our hotel room door). The hotel was a five minute walk from a small ferry that brought us across the little bay to Bremerton where there was a much larger ferry that took us into downtown. (see 2nd picture of us leaving downtown on the ferry) It was alot of fun and really affordable to ride the ferry into downtown, where, upon arrival we were walking distance to all the fun stuff, like the Pike Place Market and the Seattle Aquarium. The Buses were very convinient so we took buses around too. Then after three days in port orchard, the company I was training at sent a car to pick us up at the ferry terminal and we transfered to a hotel in Redmond on the Microsoft campus. The company took us around to the sites too and so they brought us to a Native American Dance thing on Tillicum village Island State Park, and to the Space needle. It was alot of fun because I also got to have dinner with our cousin Rick, and we sat around and told stories and got to know each other a bit better. Cherrie put a bunch of pictures on our blog too if you want to see more.


KIRK

Dave Barry for President

Being all, like, into politics and stuff, I decided to ask Dave Barry a question since he is running for president. His Supreme Stud Manlinesshood answered me. (I am DVB from Layton, if you care.)

This Is Where Dad Got His Talent

Mom and Dad are caught in the act!

Pictures from the family reunion

Will everyone share their reuinion pictures with us? Not all of ours turned out that great, and we would like all of yours. You can send us yours and then we'll send you ours.

Okay. I'm just reminding everyone that we are coming to Utah soon. I hope you are all planning to come to the get together, including you, gluebrain. If you don't come, you are required to take your next vacation to North Dakota and visit us!

Schlenske news

There's not much news from here either. We are busy trying to get the lawn and garden taken care of. Ben built a huge sandbox for the boys, and we tore out part of the deck. Other than that, we have had record breaking amounts of rain. It has rained, and rained and rained. And it's heavy rain. So I am sending a picture of the large snapping turtle that was nonchalantly cruising down the road in front of our home. The boys loved it! We are soooooooooo excited to see you all soon.

I thought I'd give an update on me

So, it's been a while since I posted anything here and I thought you all might want an update on me. So here it goes. Nothing new is happening in my life. Well, stay posted for more unexciting news.

our new house

Our house is almost livable now. Sorry I don't have any really great before and after pictures to show just how filthy and disgusting the house was when we bought it.... but believe me, it was. What I do have are some before and after pics of what it looked like after we had ripped out the carpet and began repainting comparing to what it looks like now.

Here is one before and after set, taken from about the same vantage point-

BEFORE

AFTER




and another

BEFORE


AFTER

Also, did I mention that I graduated?

KIRK

Homeless Eco-Criminal

Our home is officially sold, as of Wednesday last week. We have until June 21st to move out, so we are houseless but not homeless. We expect to close on the Layton house on the 16th of May. Kirk is now officially moved into his place, meaning all of his stuff is there. But, they won't be able to move in the people until they get the upstairs part ready to live in. In the middle of all this, Kirk is finishing his finals. Ouch.

In semi-interesting news (though not too shocking), I am apparently an "Eco-Criminal" because I have a large family. Here is an excerpt from the beginning of the article:

Having Large Families 'Is An Eco-Crime'

HAVING large families should be frowned upon as an environmental misdemeanour in the same way as frequent long-haul flights, driving a 4x4 car and failing to reuse plastic bags, according to a report to be published tomorrow by a green think tank.

The paper by the Optimum Population Trust (OPT) will say that if couples had two children instead of three they could cut their family's carbon dioxide output by the equivalent of 620 return flights a year between London and New York.

John Guillebaud, co-chairman of OPT and emeritus professor of family planning at University College London, said...: "The greatest thing anyone in Britain could do to help the future of the planet would be to have one less child."

With 8 children, maybe Wes & Ruth deserve to be charged with an environmental felony. When I was a child, I remember being told that my large family was contributing to global starvation and depleting the world's resources so that the next generation would have nothing. That never happened and the world is now depopulating, but I guess it would have been a good thing according Mr. Guillebaud--to him, God's children are still a blight on the face of this telestial sphere. I enjoyed Mark Steyn's reductio ad absurdum:

In those terms, surely the greatest thing everyone in Britain could do to help the future of the planet would be to reduce his carbon footprint to zero by killing himself. The United Kingdom's present fertility rate is not three children or even two but 1.6 or 1.7, and the British will be extinct long before the polar bear. And when the self-loathing westerners are gone how many Yemeni imams will want to man the late shift at the local Greenpeace office?

On that note, I wish the women of our family a happy Mother's Day. I don't think I'm wresting the scriptures with my belief that the planet was made for man and not man for the planet. Children are a blessing and cure, especially when I see how our grandmothers, mothers and sisters raise them. May Father in Heaven bless you all for eternity!

Happy Mother’s Day!

Update

I thought I'd give a quick update, but can't think of much to say now. I think I'm just tired. Ben is now doing four day alerts. Thanks to those of you who have sent or called with recipes! It is fun for me to get them, and helpful! Thank you, thank you. We are happy for all of you with new homes, or soon to be in new homes. I'm sorry none of you need to build a new chimney, but if you'd like to help rebuild ours, you're welcome to come to North Dakota! You're welcome anytime anyway! It is actually now in the 60's and sometimes 70's. Wow! We even have a few buds on trees. The boys found a salamander in the backyard a couple of weeks ago when it was in the 40's- finally broke freezing. It's amazing, we defrost just a tiny bit and already the bugs and reptiles come out! We are so happy for spring! We hope all of you enjoy spring as well!

Quick Question

I can now set up this blog so that only invited people can read it. That would allow us to update each other with addresses and telephone numbers safely, which would be nice. However, if you ever refer friends to look at pictures on the blog or something, then you may not want to hide the content.

When you get a chance, make a comment and let me know what you would like to do.

Benges on the Move

Congratulations on the sale of Kirk's home and his pending move. Kirk, when do you actually close and move into your new place? Let us know so Ben, Daryl and I can come help you. (No pansy excuses about it being too far, OK men?)

Tara and David Simmonds are now moved in, correct? Everyone OK there?

Kirk and Tara, if you get a chance, you oughtta post a picture, too.

Susan and I just had an offer accepted on a home in Layton. It is very nice and in a very nice part of town, just past Fruit Heights. It is pretty large and has 6 bedrooms and some really neat features like an intercom and central vacuum. I am having a hard time getting psyched, though, because I really thought the Orem home we missed out on would have been perfect, and would have been pretty close to family in Utah. But, if there is nothing seriously wrong with it (like our van not being able to fit in the garage), I think we will take it. Take a tour, if you'd like.

Steven Colbert

I'm a big fan of the Colbert report. This one made me laugh.

It Just Makes Me Laugh

I used to photograph my action figures when I was young, too.

Help Desk

Kirk shared this with me awhile back. If you have a fast enough connection, please enjoy.

That Was Fast

We accepted an offer on the house. We will close in May but won't need to move out until about the middle of June. I think that is quite a blessing. Sorry none of you get the carbonated beverage, though.

The buyer is Sean "Roombus" (spelling?) Hansen from Fountain Green. Dad knows him. Anybody else know him?

Homely News

I think everyone knows all or most of the the big Benge news, but I thought I would post something since we often aren't real good at posting news.

Tara and David found a home in Springville and are moving. In fact, I think they are moving a bunch of stuff today, but I don't know when they will actually start living there. Tara and David, be sure to send us all an email with your new address, phone number, etc. (you probably won't want to post it on this site).

It is a good thing they are leaving Mom & Dad's basement because our house is also now for sale. We have it listed by a realtor but are also able to sell it by owner, and I would like to offer an incentive to the family: if you refer someone to our home and they buy it without assistance of a real estate agent, I will give you a 2 liter bottle of pop (of your choice) and $250. You may be asking yourself how I am able to offer 250 clams. Answer: 1) that ain't nothin' compared to what a real estate agent will get (and please remember that we can sell it cheaper if we don't pay a real estate agent), and 2) I doubt you would be able to do it. Let the games begin. We are asking for $1.5 million, but have it listed for $268,000. I hope it sells.

I sometimes wonder if trying to get a bigger place is selfish, and if such a move is wise or not. After all, I bet Grandma and Grandpa Walker would have felt like royalty to put 13 people in a house as big as ours and let them stretch out. But, it seems like a good thing to do.

I'm not done yet. Kirk is also selling his home. He has found another, and the owner accepted his offer, which is contingent upon the sale of his home. Thus, I am certain Kirk would also appreciate you sending business his way. I don't know what kind of incentives he is offering, but I am sure a big hug and a vow of eternal servitude are part of the deal. Wouldn't it be great for them to have a bigger place before Cherrie's parents come over?

Last of all, I wanted to tell you about a young lady I met yesterday just as Mom and Dad were pulling out of my driveway. She asked how much I was selling our home for, as she was renting just down the road but was looking to buy. After I gave her the information, she told me she grew up in the house, and she wanted to know if it still had the raspberry bushes. She was glad to know they were alive and productive, and that four fruit trees had been added. I told her I'd give her a great deal if she wanted to move back. I was surprised to talk to one of the prior residents because they had moved to Wisconsin.

Remember: 2 liter bottle of pop and $250. Eternal servitude. Etc.

We love you all and pray for you daily. Don't be strangers, and don't be stranger than me.

Family Service Announcement of a Great Idea

I realize that none of us are big time travelers (at least not yet). But when we do need a hotel room, www.cleanhotels.com seems like a terrific choice. This website lists hotels in your selected area that do not show pornography, including pay-per-view porn. The CleanHotels website has more information about how and why they do this. Rebecca Hagelin of the Heritage Institute also has an article about it with some interesting information.

I recommend we use this service. I am so very grateful that there are people out there using their brains and talents for good.

Computer programmer testifies regarding election fraud

I've been neglectful

I had a goal of updating people more regularly, but I haven't done so well. I wonder how many people are checking the blog frequently, because if it is just not being used much, I might as well send emails. So if you read this, could you comment back to me to let me know who I am reaching?

We are nearly finished putting in our new floor in the kitchen and in the dining room. It looks so much better that i can hardly believe it. We have even hung most of our pictures now too and so it feeling like a nice livable house now. We had a couple of really nice warm days here a few days ago, and now it is freezing again with new snowfall. We are anxiously awaitng some springtime weather. It feels hopeful now, that someday winter will be over. Our next big project will be to paint the outside of the house when we get some steadier warm weather.

In a couple of weeks, Ben will start going to the capsule for three nights at a time. We are a bit confused as to why the Air Force thinks this might be a worthwhile thing to do, but we roll with the punches. Ben is a great and dutiful officer and though he doesn't like to be away from us, he doesn't complain and does a good job.

All the rascally boys are very alive and active. They are super excited about our upcoming vacation in the summer to visit all of you.

I thought you also might enjoy this boxing picture of Batman Dallin.

A visit from porter

it seems a shame we never post to this.....myself included!
anyway, i am compassionate service leader in RS and a lady in my ward ended up in the hospital with vertigo. i went to see her and now she is my new good friend. she was wanting to go to utah for a week or so during conference time, but didn't want to drive the whole way by herself and wondered if porter and i would like to come along. so, as long as her vertigo gets better, porter and i will be leaving on the 23rd to come visit you all....except Krissy.... :( ♥. anyway, hopefully we will get to come. of course, i have only been away from daryl 1 night in our 2 ½ years of marriage....so it won't be the easiest thing i have ever done, but i am so excited to see everyone and to have porter meet you all! ♪♫
oh, speaking of callings.....i was daryl's assistant in primary, but now i am the primary teacher because daryl got released...he is now our ward executive secretary. his dad was made bishop the week before, and his dad's dad is a bishop in salt lake, so we tease him a lot that he is learning the ropes so he can follow in their footsteps.

Updated Blog

Now that the Schlenske's started having problems, too, I went ahead and give the go ahead to update the the family blog. To post anything, you will need a google email address (gmail)--it will walk you through registration if you don't have a gmail account already.

Good luck! May the force be with you!

FYI, for those of you without gmail, it is OK. You don't have to use it for anything, although it can be handy. I use it for my email address when I fear I will be getting a lot of spam for something, and it is great for that.

Later.

Be happy in Winter

I am writing to help everyone feel better about cold winters, except for Darcee, who doesn't have cold winters anyway. I love you Dar! Anyhow, two weeks ago is 40 below zero and our fuel in the van froze. We had to pay a bit of money to rememdy that. We were told to use more additive in the fuel and we already have block heater. But we are discovering that living in North Dakota is detrimental to vehicles. The last few days it has been either -40 or -50 with wind chills. Our van, once again seems to have gelled fuel. There seems to be no let up either. The forecast predicts the highs will not get above zero for a few days, and even so, the wind chills are extreme sub zero. The little Mazda's battery died from cold and now the brakes don't work. I guess from the cold too! Luckily, we feel very blessed that we have great friends that lend us vehicles or give us rides. Has anyone ever lived in a place that when you walk outside you get a gust of 40 mph wind that burns your face and within two seconds you think you have frostbite? I question why anyone ever decided to homestead here. Despite the fact that it is cold, we are all happy and well. We miss you all so very much. And I hope this update makes you all feel warm and cozy!

Blog Changes

It is good to see so many pictures and updates. We really ought to get a decent little digital camera. Note to Cherrie (and if you are an OSHA employee, please do not read any further): as a dental assistant, you should be proud of your smile--drop that mask and show your pearly-whites!

Anyway, this free blogging site is now starting to push users to the NEW blogger. I am sure it is bigger, faster, smarter and will lead to world peace, but I haven't switched yet because it requires you all to get a GMail account. That isn't the biggest deal in the world, and the new log-in lets you create one very quickly. For now, I have not upgraded, but I think it is an inevitablility (and probably sooner than later). So, you may want to go ahead and set up a GMail account if you don't already have one. I will let you know when the change needs to be made.

FYI, GMail has a few good features to it, and I use it when I am at risk of getting spammed a lot.

TTFN

sorry we've been absent

I "updated" my account and somehow made myself not a member of this blog page and couldn't post. I've tried many things to get back, and just couldn't. So, I finally gave up and set up a whole new account and now I'm back!!!! We are happy and mostly healthy (I think Porter is getting a cough). We need you cold people to come visit us. It is rainy today, but on Monday it was over 70 degrees! I do love warmer weather. Good job Cherrie! and Kirk! You guys are so motivated! Speaking of motivation, good job Kristin too!!! Wow. I knew I was a lazy person, but you guys make me look really really bad. Love and miss you! Hope we can all get together around the 4th of July. And....what's the word on Nikki and her kids' health?

Who wants to get their teeth cleaned?

Can you tell who is behind this mask? ...


















That's RIGHT! It's Cherrie! And did you notice that her patient has a huge smile? Well why not? I think I would smile too if Cherrie were cleaning my teeth... unless I had bad breath, then I'd be too embarrassed to smile.


.......Or maybe it's just the Nitrous Oxide... Whatever.

The point is, Cherrie will graduate in July as a dental assistant. And she loves it. Oh yeah, and by the way, I'll graduate from my Masters program in May.

KIRK

Where is everyone?

I am just curious why no one has blogged lately. For some reason I was just waiting so that I didn't have two in a row. But why? Anyhow, I'm tired and need to go to bed, but I am wondering how my family is? We love you all. Here's a recent picture of Little Ben promoting his favorite product.