Once Upon A Mattress Rehearsal

These were taken yesterday, apparently. I don't see Lucy in this one, but Waldo is obvious.

A Neutron Walks Into a Bar ...

... and the bartender exclaims "for you, no charge!"

The electron objects, "That's not fair!"

"You're so negative!" shoots back the bartender.

The neutron is embarrassed to have caused a ruckus. The positron next to the neutron assures him that all is as it should be.

"Are you certain?" asks the neutron?

"I'm positive."