Thursday, April 12, 2018

A Neutron Walks Into a Bar ...

... and the bartender exclaims "for you, no charge!"

The electron objects, "That's not fair!"

"You're so negative!" shoots back the bartender.

The neutron is embarrassed to have caused a ruckus. The positron next to the neutron assures him that all is as it should be.

"Are you certain?" asks the neutron?

"I'm positive."

Another DVB special, folks!

I am now bionic-looking:

I would like to add the laser-guided missile launch feature, but my orthopedic surgeon doesn't think I am ready for it yet.

I can type OK now, although my left arm gets tired pretty fast. But, I haven't had time to share my thoughts about General Conference, or our family reunion, an interesting revelatory experience I think I had, or anything like that yet. But, at least you can see how cool-looking I am. Everyone I know is secretly wondering if they should tear their bicep.

The musical starts tonight. I plan to attend. Andrew and Lucy have worked hard. Andrew is really pleased with being the wizard. He started "haunting" scenes he wasn't supposed to be in, as he has precious little to say anyway, and the director thought it was hilarious. Now, he is in all or almost all of the scenes, and is sort of a "Where's Waldo?" character.

That's all for now. I just wanted to check in!

Hannah, take care of your health! Be sure to report to Susan the latest findings.

Love love love to you all!

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