Position Deux Jour

My father sent the following response to my "Position Du Jour" (I think I shall call it "Position Deux Jour", which really doesn't make any sense.) 

I thought it was hilarious:

I could have been a k-12 Prevention co-ordinator.  However, I am so old fashioned, I spell coordinator with a dash.  I "red" a sports article recently where the writer (Deseret News) used the word "lead" five times as the past tense of "lead."  I think he has been misled (or is it mislead) about the quirks in English.  Incidentally, my former superintendent made a presentation to the district's entire teaching staff, using the word "misled", twice.  The word was on a large white board.  He pronounced the word "mizzled" both times.  No one seemed to notice.

Mother is recovering quite nicely from her knee replacement.  She seems to be doing very well.  I do have two cartoons that will give you an idea of what goes on around here each day: