He pointed at a robin (the bird) in the yard quite close to the garage, and I said, "What? Did the robin come in here and scare you?"
"No!" he sobbed.
"What happened then?", I asked.
He just kept gesturing toward the bird.
Then Kianna asked rather sarcastically, "Did the robin come in here and peck your face?"
Still sobbing almost uncontrollably he replied, "NO, it's LOOKING AT ME!"
I guess he was terrified of the robin's evil eyes.

Remember, given half a chance, a robin would kill you and everyone you love.
Man, he sounds as chicken as Andrew. Is "chicken" the right word for this?
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