The Huge Crust Crack. AKA ...

... The Grand Canyon.

That's why I have not been tasked with naming things. Children, be thankful for your mother, or you might be going by "Mercedes" or "Banjo Bongo" or "Wittle Fwuit Woop" right now.

But, about that huge crust crack ... attached are pictures of our vacation in October. I decided to just attach a whole bunch of them. Enjoy!

I have many more photos than this, which I hope to have available on my Plex server, soon.

Badger Hair Day

Enoch has learned from his older brothers (especially Andrew, who is very fastidious about his dress and grooming) to comb his hair before going out. He carefully combs his hair, and applies hairspray.

So, how does this happen?

A Ghost Walks Into A Bar ...

... because that's where they serve spirits.

That's a DVB original!

Here's a couple of Halloween bartender jokes I found that, put together with a bit of modification, I thought we funny: 

• A skeleton walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says, “I’ll have a beer. And a mop.”
• Another skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I won't serve your kind anymore. You can’t hold your liquor."

I saw Gideon and Regan dressed up like the Little Rascals' Alfalfa and Darla (which was charming to the max), and I thought I'd share some of our halloween misfits outfits this year.